SO I RETIRED

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned, couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumber jack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it.

A Magician, but the urge vanished,

A Plumber, but it was only a pipe-dream

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to

quit because it was always the same old grind.

SO I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!