All you Need to Know about Government Bureaucracy:

** Pythagorean theorem:....................................................24 words.
** Lord's prayer:...................................................................66 words.
** Archimedes' Principle:.......................................................67 words.
** 10 Commandments:.......................................................179 words.
** Gettysburg address:......................................................286 words.
** Declaration of Independence :........................................1,300 words.
** US Constitution with all 27 Amendments:........................7,818 words.
** US Government regulations on sale of cabbage:….......26,911 words.

SORT OF PUTS THINGS INTO PROPER PERSPECTIVE, DOESN'T IT?????

And I don't like cabbage