How to make a million dollars and enjoy all the food you can eat.

By now everyone is tired of the TV ads that claim you can lose weight by purchasing a pill from them. I'm sure tired of it that is for sure, but today I read something that will change the rotation of the earth.

I want all those people who are watching those ad's to stop sending in your money and instead infest in my new company. One that will get us off foreign oil, stop rising gas prices, plus get us back on the couch where we belong, eating Cheetos, and HO HO's all day long.

I came up with this new profit center idea, when I read a article about a guy in Dexter. Mo who was going to make BIO-FUEL out of chicken fat. I guess in Missouri they have a surplus of chicken fat and he has acquired 5 millions dollars via investors to build a Bio-Plant. It will use raw chicken fat and other Bio-Products with the intent of making fuel for the car.

Just using Chicken fat is out, as I guess it doesn't have the right stuff in it for lubrication of a car/truck engine. So he must us other Bio-Products so the engine will not grind itself into metal scrap.

As I read this, and thought to my self, I sure wish I had a brilliant idea like that, I hit on one. Instead of Chicken fat, I would use human fat. Yep Human fat is what I want to use. Think about it readers? I thought about this for at least 5 minutes and I even came up with a name for the company. All I need is investors. I will list my logic as to why this will work.

• It is right after the New Year resolution period, and we have a lot of weight loss resolutions driving the process.
• It is right after two major holidays so we have the reserves built up and in place for the start up process.
• Diabetes, Hypertension would become a thing of the past.
• 1. (Doctors would have more time on the golf course.)
• We have hundreds of thousands of people who want to purchase something to make their fat go away.
• (This would disappear because fat would have value now, thus their participation would be for profit. Of course the TV stations would have to find something else to sell at 4am in the morning.)
• A ready supply of human fat is available all across the US.
• So there would be low trucking cost for getting it to a small processing plant. In fact we may just build the extraction process at the same location as the fuel depot, saving cost.
• Less trucks on the road so there would be more room for driving your BIO-Fueled car.

So there you go. I have highlighted the major bullet points about my new venture or as some would say this is a great start on a business plan.

All I need is for everyone to send me all that money that they would have spent on pills or weight reduction contest. As soon as I get my first 10 million, I will break ground on this new venture.

Just think Iowa could become the 1st state to have autos powered by Human Fat. We could even say we no longer walk to loose, but we eat to cruise.

And as for the name of the company, well with all those cities like New York who have banned Trans-Fat Oils for cooking, I thought that would be a good name for the company.

Yep: I'm going to call the company “TRANS-FAT Oil Company” because our transportation system would be running on our FAT-ASS's.