Sometimes you don't screw your head on all the way
I have to tell you a story about myself and yes Mike was involved also. The story starts out in that she was graduating from the local “DARE” program, so she invited us to come out to the NIAC auditorium Tuesday night. Mike was working and of course I spent the day doing things around the acreage.
Mike finally showed up, so when it was about 1.5 hours before it started, we left to go get something to eat. Of course as we were heading towards the east side of town, we decided to stop and order a Godfathers pizza. It finally came up so Mike and I were chatting and eat great Pizza. When we were about half way through I had just refilled my glass of beer for the 3rd time and was raising it to take a sip, when a funny thought crossed my mind.
Now before you read the rest, can you guess what jumped out in my mind?
If you guessed that beer and pizza is not a good combination, you are wrong.
If you guess that we were going to a DARE program and we were drinking beer with our pizza you win the prize.
Yep I was raising that 3rd glass of beer to my lips, when I suddenly remembered we were heading out to a program were the base rules are not to drink and drive. It also turned out that the program didn’t start till 7pm and we were told that it started at 6:30pm. This meant that we had to stand around in the lobby with all the people selling DARE stuff, plus the police officers who were putting on the program. They even had their dog out there for show and ever once in a while he would bark at someone. I teased Mike that he smelled beer and was pointing it out.
Mike had a good laugh over this and we made it out without anyone asking to take a breath test.
Mike finally showed up, so when it was about 1.5 hours before it started, we left to go get something to eat. Of course as we were heading towards the east side of town, we decided to stop and order a Godfathers pizza. It finally came up so Mike and I were chatting and eat great Pizza. When we were about half way through I had just refilled my glass of beer for the 3rd time and was raising it to take a sip, when a funny thought crossed my mind.
Now before you read the rest, can you guess what jumped out in my mind?
If you guessed that beer and pizza is not a good combination, you are wrong.
If you guess that we were going to a DARE program and we were drinking beer with our pizza you win the prize.
Yep I was raising that 3rd glass of beer to my lips, when I suddenly remembered we were heading out to a program were the base rules are not to drink and drive. It also turned out that the program didn’t start till 7pm and we were told that it started at 6:30pm. This meant that we had to stand around in the lobby with all the people selling DARE stuff, plus the police officers who were putting on the program. They even had their dog out there for show and ever once in a while he would bark at someone. I teased Mike that he smelled beer and was pointing it out.
Mike had a good laugh over this and we made it out without anyone asking to take a breath test.
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