Are you tired of all those political ads yet!

I sure am. But it seems like the candidates have purchased all the commercial time available so they can tell us all that we needed to be saved. All the ads are aimed the same way. The politician wants us to vote for them, they have all the right answers and their opponent is a fool.

So today I watch a few of them with the TV off as it makes it all sound more logical. Keep in mind that we run our sound thru a amplifier so turning the TV off is not a stupid as it sounds. After listening to the ads for a few minutes, I realized that they all made sense.

With the video off, I was able to hear each one of them clearly and the true underlying logic came thru. I typed up a few underlying logic statements in case you can't decipher any. Most likely it is due to the fact that you have your TV turned on so your distracted by their concerning look. So here we go

• If you hear I will lower government spending!
• It means I have less family members looking for a job, so there will be less payroll at this time.
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• If you hear I will save the jobs we desperately need!
• It means The illegal job workers are desperate for anything to do in the USA.
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• If you hear I know how important jobs are to you as a worker!
• It means The illegal job worker has lowered a workers pay so low you now need two jobs instead of one.
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• If you hear My opponent works for special-interest groups and not you.
• It means I have other special-interest groups that need access to government money
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• If you hear I back the war in Irag!
• It means I have money in companies that supply parts to the army
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• If you hear I don't back the war in Irag!
• It means I might get called up.
  

This is all I could get out of one 30 second commercial, The guy sound likable.I wanted to vote for him but can't. Not because I couldn't see him or anything, but the guy was running for office in a different state then where I live. It's bad enough to be bombarded by this crap from one state but we are lucky enough to get bombarded by at least 2 states.

Nature has a nice safety feature when this time of year comes around. When these ads come on TV, I normally go into automatic “brain cruise” until the commercial is over. It's kinda like when adults would talk in any Charlie Brown cartoon. All I hear is WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA !


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