A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
Baked Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $20.00
Broiled Democrat: $200.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of it, it takes all morning."
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