A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

Baked Missionary: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Grilled Republican: $20.00

Broiled Democrat: $200.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Democrat?

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of it, it takes all morning."


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