Where would he keep his hammer?
Two articles in the paper today about dudes in the nude. The first one was a robber and the second was a carpenter.
The first one was about a family that came home and discovered a guy in their house attempting to take their silver. As the robber attempted to get away, he grabbed a-hold of the wife, which made hubby really upset. A rumble took place and somehow the guy either attempted to leap or jump over a railing. He didn't make it and while attempting to recover his balance he was leaning over the railing.
The hubby made a grab at the guy but only got a-hold of his underwear and pants. According to the story, the thief had those loose fitted jeans that hung down around his you know what. Anyway hubby was a holding him, but the thief was able to wiggle out of his clothing and took off down the road. I guess his shirt was ripped off also so the dude was buck naked.
The cops of course had been called. They located, arrested, and took him off to jail.
Now my question to you all, is this. Do you think the wife could pick this guy out of a police lineup! (grin)
The second article was about a carpenter who had to defend himself in a court of law. According to the story, he was spotted doing his thing through a window of the construction site. The judge agreed that he broke no law and that he could go back to work.
Now ain't that something. A carpenter doing his thing and no charges.
Now that you guys all have your mind in the gutter, I will tell ya that his thing is he is a finish carpenter and he was installing cabinets for the kitchen. He like to work in the nude because it kept his work cloths clean.
I like that excuse cause it's believable!
Footnote:
This ruling came down while the nude dude was working in Oakland California. In 2003 he was charged 3 times for the same thing but he was working in Berkeley. I guess Berkeley has a law prohibiting building kitchens in the nude cause they charged him there. Hmm
Now back to my original question. Where would he keep his hammer?
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