Do you miss me!
Been slow at writing as I have been more lazy then anything else. Been working on computer stuff along with keeping pace with the coffee club. They had a topic called “How can you tell your a Republican?”
Not sure if they ever came to a consensus, but they tried.
The top ten list was a follows!
You know you're a Republican when...
You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
You've named your kids "Deduction one" and "Deduction two"
You've tried to argue that poverty could be abolished if people were just allowed to keep more of their minimum wage.
You've ever referred to someone as "my (insert racial or ethnic minority here) friend"
You've ever tried to prove Jesus was a capitalist and opposed to welfare.
You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
You think Huey Newton is a cookie.
The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.
You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
You hate anything that came out of Arkansas
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