Have ya heard the latest!
Someone is going around the country-side and stealing horse tails.
Yep ya read it right, someone is sneaking up on horses and lopping off tail hair up-to 3 feet in length. Now you ask yourself who would do a thing like this cause your leaving the horse with nothing to swish around.
I kid you not, they are using the lopped off hair for making wigs. The news announcer didn't go into details, but I have to believe they are making hair extensions for show horses. (like anyone cares)
Where else would you use it?
Now I thought about it a little and I came away with the fact that it couldn't be used for women's hair pieces. I had visions of women going out in the morning and getting their hair done and along the way they purchase a wig for those off hair-days. When they get home later in the day, they get all dolled up and wait for their honey to show. When he walks in the front door, she presents herself and ask the famous question.
“Honey what do you think?” as she strokes the wig.
He looks her over and comes back with the following.
“ Honey I love the dress, the new shoes and how you applied the makeup, but you have to loose the wig. For some reason it makes you look like a horses ass!”
With that she flips her head around to get that long mullet out of her eyes and she trots of in a tissy-fit.
Yep ya read it right, someone is sneaking up on horses and lopping off tail hair up-to 3 feet in length. Now you ask yourself who would do a thing like this cause your leaving the horse with nothing to swish around.
I kid you not, they are using the lopped off hair for making wigs. The news announcer didn't go into details, but I have to believe they are making hair extensions for show horses. (like anyone cares)
Where else would you use it?
Now I thought about it a little and I came away with the fact that it couldn't be used for women's hair pieces. I had visions of women going out in the morning and getting their hair done and along the way they purchase a wig for those off hair-days. When they get home later in the day, they get all dolled up and wait for their honey to show. When he walks in the front door, she presents herself and ask the famous question.
“Honey what do you think?” as she strokes the wig.
He looks her over and comes back with the following.
“ Honey I love the dress, the new shoes and how you applied the makeup, but you have to loose the wig. For some reason it makes you look like a horses ass!”
With that she flips her head around to get that long mullet out of her eyes and she trots of in a tissy-fit.
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