Amish humor

An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen Haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it.')

The man shouts back: 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand your Gibberish. Speak English, infidel!'

The Amish man says: 'Use two hands, you'll get more!!'