A man walked into a pub.

A man walked into a pub.

The bartender asked if he would like to try the pub's special challenge.

"If you can grab the t-bone steaks from that high ceiling over there I will give you a months supply of beer.

However, if you fail you have to give me one-thousand pounds'.

The man thought about this.

He looked at the ceiling.

He looked at the T-bones

He looked at the beer taps

Finally he said,

" After thinking about it, I don't think I should risk it"

"Why is that?" asked the bartender.

The man replied "The steaks are too high."