Nice tie

A guy walks into a bar, sits down orders a drink, bartender brings him a drink and a bowl of peanuts. As he sips his drink he hears this little faint voice say "nice tie".

 

He looks around the bar, notices its just him and the bartender at the other end drinking coffee and reading the paper.

 

A minute later he hears the little voice say "nice shoes."

 

He looks up again still nobody.

 

Not ten seconds goes by and hears "I like your glasses sir".

 

 He looks up, sees noone else  and says to the bartender,

 

I keep hearing things, first I hear nice tie, then nice shoes, and then nice glasses, but there's nobody here!

 

 The bartender says "Well Sir, the peanuts are complimentary."

 

 

Heh you read it all, don;t blame me!