Thinking of you

You will want to click on the bold line to read the whole poem.
It's a poem that is just for you.





A fart is a pleasant thing, 
It gives the belly ease, 
It warms the bed in winter, 
And suffocates the fleas. 

A fart can be quiet, 
A fart can be loud, 
Some leave a powerful, 
Poisonous cloud 

A fart can be short, 
Or a fart can be long, 
Some farts have been known 
To sound like a song..... 

A fart can create 
A most curious medley, 
A fart can be harmless, 
Or silent, and deadly. 

A fart might not smell, 
While others are vile 
A fart may pass quickly, 
Or linger a while...... 

A fart can occur 
In a number of places, 
And leave everyone there, 
With strange looks on their faces 

From wide-open prairie, 
To a small elevator, 
A fart will find all of 
Us sooner or later. 

But farts are all bad, 
Is simply not true- 
We must never forget....... 
Sweet old farts like you! 

Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?